I have to pee so bad but moving in my current situation is a felony


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Send me 2 bands and i’ll say which i like better.

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I feel like answering some questions so I'm gonna go ahead and answer these ;3

  • 1. What is you middle name? Isobel
  • 2. How old are you? 19
  • 3. What is your birthday? 19th May
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign? taurus
  • 5. What is your favorite color? purple
  • 6. What's your lucky number? 19
  • 7. Do you have any pets? 3 cats : )
  • 8. Where are you from? the UK
  • 9. How tall are you? 5 foot 3 : )
  • 10. What shoe size are you? 6
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like...4
  • 12. What was your last dream about? IT WAS HORRIFIC i was tortured and got killed after going on a double date : (
  • 13. What talents do you have? haha
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way? nope
  • 15. Favorite song? shit, it's between Aunt Suzie by Buckethead, Just Like Heaven by The Cure and Hypnotize by System of a Down.
  • 16. Favorite movie? shit, possibly Pineapple Express
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner? i'm a bit of a corny bastard, i'd like to think that i've met him ;)
  • 18. Do you want children? kinda yes
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding? god no
  • 20. Are you religious? not in the slightest : /
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nah
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? yES i got a high-five off Serj Tankian, and hugs off MSI. I've also met Midge Ure : 3
  • 24. Baths or showers? baths but i haven't had one in forever : (
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing? not wearing socks muaha
  • 26. Have you ever been famous? ofc
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? probably not tbh
  • 28. What type of music do you like? a range, electro -> rock -> metal
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nah
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in? tilted to the side with one leg bent like a tithead
  • 32. How big is your house? not very, my room's in the attic
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i don't wake up early enough to have breakfast : (
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun? yee
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery? yee, i was shit at it
  • 36. Favorite clean word? moist or butterfly
  • 37. Favorite swear word? piss or twat
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 36 hours
  • 39. Do you have any scars? yee chicken pox scars
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? nah
  • 41. Are you a good liar? nah
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character? sometimes
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? russian apparently
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent? not really
  • 45. What is your favorite accent? russian, armenian or spanish
  • 46. What is your personality type? INFP
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? probably my corset it was like £30
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue? nah
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie
  • 50. Left or right handed? right-handed
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders? yes
  • 52. Favorite food? nutella, chocolate, pizza, pineapple and strawberries
  • 53. Favorite foreign food? beef chow mein : 3
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person? clean i think
  • 55. Most used phrased? "x as piss"
  • 56. Most used word? "lush"
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? depends, for a night out, just over an hour, but typically twenty minutes to half an hour
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego? nah
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? suck who the fuck is biting them
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself? sometimes, i talk to the cat more though
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself? nah
  • 62. Are you a good singer? naaaaah
  • 63. Biggest Fear? dying or friends and family dying
  • 64. Are you a gossip? nah
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? not sure what defines dramatic
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair? long
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? nope, don't think i'd be able to name 10 : P
  • 68. Favorite school subject? psychology
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nah
  • 71. What makes you nervous? social situations
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark? nah
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? only if they're major mistakes, if not, why bother
  • 74. Are you ticklish? yes
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor? no, who are the dicks who do that
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? not really
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage? ofc
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs? ye
  • 79. Who was your first real crush? aww it was so long ago
  • 80. How many piercings do you have? 2
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?" no but i wish i could
  • 82. How fast can you type? kinda fast, i've impressed a couple of people lmao
  • 83. How fast can you run? not very
  • 84. What color is your hair? red
  • 85. What color is your eyes? brown
  • 86. What are you allergic to? beer
  • 87. Do you keep a journal? yes, i've written 20 since i was 10
  • 88. What do your parents do? engineering and retail
  • 89. Do you like your age? 19's a bit strange
  • 90. What makes you angry? people
  • 91. Do you like your own name? not really
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? i kinda like ronnie, freddie, maddy and phoebe
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i guess a girl but i'm not that bothered really
  • 94. What are you strengths? erm
  • 95. What are your weaknesses? i'm a pussy let's be honest
  • 96. How did you get your name? my parents argued over whether i'd be called "laura" or "jaye" and compromised
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty? nah, one crowned royalty though, and another discovered georgia. i mean what.
  • 98. Do you have any scars? i think you asked this one sunshine : )
  • 99. Color of your bedspread? red, pink and purple : )
  • 100. Color of your room? cream and purple


Autumn Sunbeams, Herbst, Germany

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I like the way we slept on rooftops in the summer time, if we were all marooned again I’d give my soul to save your life”

Please Enjoy! This is Scars On Broadway performing "Babylon".

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Friends For Ever *-*

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the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

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