Floating In A Mushroom Universe
Floating In A Mushroom Universe
Mushroom Universe
Hai :3 I'm Laura-jaye. I'm 18 and I live in the UK. Currently I'm on my gap year :D I have liberal views and I don’t believe in God. I can be emotional at times, but lots of things make me happy, including: sleeping, gaming, listening to music, watching TV and films, chilling with my friends and boyfriend, being on the internet, going out drinking :P, escapism, cutesie animals, asian stuff :3, rollercoasters, awesome hair, fashion and makeup, and anything bright and colourful <3 I can't stand hipsters, chavs, conservatives, republicans, fascists or extremists in general.

Talk to me whenever and feel free to ask me anything :3 If you want to know more about me, click on the "About Me" section above :3

I'm really into Serj Tankian and System Of A Down, so please forgive that my blog is very centered around that, unless that's what you're here for, in that case, whey! I'm also bumming Viza and Scars On Broadway, among other things :3





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localurbanmystic:

aroundtheowlcave:

This was from a while ago but still makes me happy! :’) welcometo-desertbluffs floatinginamushroomuniverse panicofthepenguins hobnobking localurbanmystic @lydiargh

I’m captain.I’m am still as handsome, but hairier.

localurbanmystic:

aroundtheowlcave:

This was from a while ago but still makes me happy! :’) welcometo-desertbluffs floatinginamushroomuniverse panicofthepenguins hobnobking localurbanmystic @lydiargh

I’m captain.
I’m am still as handsome, but hairier.

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 |5 notes

cat-neurosis:

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2 weeks ago on April 3rd, 2014 |167 notes

roguesareth:

for-redheads:

auburnvalkyrie:

fortheluvofdoms:

quienesesachica:

for-redheads:

It’s not easy being Ginger

A humorous and lighthearted infographic about being a redhead. All facts are true.

Kristina Litvin

Amazing!

I love redheads so much I became one (=

this is cool info

This is actually f-ing true. I was told by nurses that they had never given someone so much morphine ad my husband just before his surgery. His mother woke up during two different surgeries!

interdependentarising asked you:

On the redhead infographic, theres a tiny mistake. Redheads are not going to go extinct. Recessive genes wont die out from a population unless all the carriers die out as well. Redheads are here to stay! This is actually a widespread misconception and if you want more details please message me!

Thanks interdependentarising, this is an important point! The graphic reads: “Some even say” we’re going extinct. That much is true, we’ve all heard the call to “Save The Redheads” :D  But in fact we are not going away :)

Any info you have would be great! I can make a post about it…

Actually theres currently an upswing in the number of redheads.

1 month ago on March 13th, 2014 |15,914 notes

I’ve been tagged by Jack (welcometo-desertbluffs)

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

My answers:

1) What is your most embarrassing moment?
Unfortunately pretty much everything I’ve done up until this moment includes embarrassing moments, I can’t really single any one out because I do them all the fucking time :c pissing myself while I was stoned one time is probably a lowlight though.

2) Guilty pleasure song?
Shit, where do I begin xD Probably Tsukematsukeru by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu :D

3) Would you rather be set on fire or drown?
Definitely drown ;_; I’m really fucking scared of fire :c my mum almost drowned when she was younger, and she said the last few seconds before she got pulled out of the water were actually really peaceful and strange, so I guess that wouldn’t be such a bad way to go really.

4) Who is the oldest person you would (willingly) have sex with?
Let’s not beat around the bush, Daron Malakian is 38 and would definitely get it.

5) Fave Adventure Time character?
Holy shit, I have loads. Probably Lumpy Space Princess because she’s fab, but also Flame Princess, Gunter, BMO and Princess Bubblegum :3

6) Best Friends character? (dont pick phoebe tho omg)
Gahh I don’t watch Friends :c

7) If you could only have one pizza topping for the rest of your life which one? (cheese & tomato are not counted as toppings)
Either Pineapple or Pepperoni, I couldn’t choose that right now though, that some serious shit right there.

8) If you could bring one celebrity back from the dead who would you choose?
Oh god that’s difficult…erm…probably David Carradine, it would be a laugh :)

9) Most attractive cartoon character?
Not particularly attracted to cartoon characters tbh, but I probably would have been attracted to some tall, dark and handsome, probably asian cartoon character at some time or another.

10) Are you excited for the Fault in Our Stars movie?
I’m not unfortunately, but it seems like something Cam would want to watch so I’ll probably watch it and end up bumming it for a couple of days :)

11) Top 5 favourite bands/singers?
1. System of a Down (and all the related side-projects)
2. Mindless Self Indulgence
3. Linkin Park……or Viza
4. Avenged Sevenfold……or Korn
5. Pendulum……or Owl City
I can’t pick 5 ;_;

1 month ago on March 7th, 2014 |0 notes

I’ve been tagged by Shaun (panicofthepenguins)

Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

My Answers

1.) What is your favorite color and why?
This one shade of purple which is kinda pink, and it’s just so lovely and pleasing on the eyeballs :3 or electric blue :D

2.) would you rather have a tame pet bear or tiger?
A tiger because it would just be like having a big, fluffy cat :D if it was a baby bear though….like a teeny tiny one :D

3.) whats the most embarrassing thing you’ve done drunk?
Probably just come out with a load of embarrassing facts simply because it seemed funny at the time and I really don’t know what was going through my head D: that, or vomming on my shoes and getting it on my dress and tights, eesh D:

4.) How long did you wait for your letter to Hogwarts?
When I had my first day at secondary school, I kinda just accepted that Hogwarts really wasn’t real and that I definitely wasn’t going there. Heartbreaking.

5.) if you could bang any TV character who would it be?
I’m sure there’s an obvious answer to this, I just can’t think of it :/ probably Light Yagami from the live action Death Note, I know it’s not a tv show, but meh, most of the tv shows I watch are game panel ones :/

6.) what would the love potion from harry potter smell like to you?
For me it would probably be a strange mixture of Lynx Africa, Excite and Apollo, melting chocolate….and about four different scented candles :

7.) what is your favorite band and what do you associate them with?
System of a Down, and lots of things xD I mean political and social justice would be the obvious one, but I tend to associate them with smoking weed, being chilled and video games.

8.) Scrubs or Supernatural?
Supernatural without a doubt xD

9.) Star Trek or Star Wars?
Definitely Star Wars, that shit was my childhood xD

10.) What was your childhood fear?
My house burning down and my family dying :c

11.) Who is your personal role model?
Probably Serj Tankian, lmao. Really cool guy :)

1 month ago on March 6th, 2014 |0 notes

I’ve been tagged by Stacey (cat-neurosis)

Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

My answers: 

1.) Do you prefer KFC or McDonalds?
McDonalds bitcheeess

2.) What song reminds you of 2009?
A fuckload. Probably either Fer Sure by The Medic Droid, Vanilla Twilight by Owl City or With Me by Sum 41.

3.) Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Both would make me sad, because if I was blind I wouldn’t be able to see pretty colours but if I was deaf I wouldn’t be able to hear music :/ I guess I’d rather be blind because at least I’d still have music, lmao.

4.) Cats or dogs?
Cats :D I like both but I definitely prefer cats :3

5.) Who was your first crush?
*giggles* how far back are we talking here?

6.) What are you currently doing with your life?
HAHAHAHAHA fuck all :/ just working, volunteering, sleeping and spending time with Cam, yay :3

7.) Would you rather wake up as a dolphin or a horse?
A dolphin :D then I’d be sleek and shiny and just swim around all day, having a whale of a time (pun absolutely intended)

8.) Would you rather become a cannibal unwillingly or be eaten by one?
That’s one hell of a question. I guess I wouldn’t mind being eaten (loool) by a cannibal if I was dead and wouldn’t know about it :/ if you didn’t you were eating someone though….I guess that wouldn’t really matter either because they’d be dead too. Idek, this one has confused my brain :c

9.) What TV show did you love as a child?
Fucking Jungle Run, Fairly Odd Parents, The Clangers, Mona The Vampire, Pingu, 50/50, Spongebob Squarepants…

10.) What do you do to procrastinate?
Normally I sleep D: or I go on Sims 3 :/ or I end up doing something productive not based on what I’m meant to be doing. For example through procrastinating instead of revising for my a-levels last year, I ended up learning like six songs on the keyboard, and how to read tabs :D

1 month ago on March 6th, 2014 |0 notes

I’ve been tagged by Lydia (lydiargh) woo :D

Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

My answers:

1. Who is your favourite muppet?
Beaker, he’s mint

2. What would you do if you woke up with dicks for hands? (only for one day don’t worry omg)
I’d be really quite worried tbh :/ that sounds like one heck of a situation xD

3. What has scared you since you were really young? 
Dying if I’m honest :/ and fire D: I remember being about 9 or 10 and constantly having nightmares of my family and friends dying in fires, and I’d always have to get up and walk around the house to make sure it wasn’t on fire ;_;

4. Did you ever like nickelback?
Not that I’m aware of, lmao! 

5. Do you have anything that gives you bad heeby-jeebies when you touch it?
Anything sticky or glittery….or both oh god no

6. If you could smooch any celeb who would it be?
Either Arin Ilejay or Daron Malakian, let’s be frank here

7. What would the love potion in the harry potter books smell like to you?
Is that the one that smells of shit you really like? For me it would probably be a strange mixture of Lynx Africa, Excite and Apollo, melting chocolate….and about four different scented candles :3

8. What’s that film from your childhood that’s really bad but you love it?
Probably Princess Diaries lmao

9. Top 5 disney films?
1. Sleeping Beauty 2. Robin Hood 3. The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh 4. The Sword In The Stone 5. Cinderella 

10. What is your best talent?
I don’t really have one haha :/ I guess I’m ok at playing video games though :3

11. Who is your favourite person in the world?
At the moment, it’s probably Cameron, because he rocks my world :3 but in the long-run, probably Serj Tankian because he’s such a great guy :)

1 month ago on February 28th, 2014 |0 notes

I’m considering getting a tattoo, and for ages I’ve been thinking of what to get. My two main loves are for gaming and music, so I considered combining the two. I’ve made a preliminary sketch combining one of my favourite games (Super Mario) and bands (System of a Down) and I’d love to know what you think :) I haven’t coloured it in yet for fear of ruining it, plus the writing needs re-doing :P

1 month ago on February 27th, 2014 |5 notes

Haha, I’m done. I’ll be back when I’m done chilling, sorting my head out and working out what I really ought to be doing with my life. Peace xx

2 months ago on February 18th, 2014 |2 notes
plays

2 months ago on February 18th, 2014 |4 notes
suarezalex:

Josh Bun isn’t too sure how legs work

R.I.P Josh Bun &lt;3

suarezalex:

Josh Bun isn’t too sure how legs work

R.I.P Josh Bun <3

2 months ago on February 17th, 2014 |25 notes

fortunetea:

deadw0nderland:

rilesjellybean:

I want thissssssssss

omfgggggggg

how my kid’s room will be decorated

2 months ago on February 17th, 2014 |37,793 notes

Hey look, actual "unique" questions

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
2 months ago on February 17th, 2014 |793,954 notes
Tagged as: #ask #go go go! 
fuc-k-the-system:

 

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fuc-k-the-system:

 

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2 months ago on February 17th, 2014 |38 notes
2 months ago on February 17th, 2014 |63,706 notes
Tagged as: #pretty #nature